September 2015 Archiv

Keep the box running.

I/O actions are like boxes with little feet that go out and fetch some value from the outside world for us.

Miran Lipovača: Learn You a Haskell for Great Good! - Functors, Applicative Functors and Monoids

We are under attack.

1 cyclist is killed in Sao Paulo every week
(source)

Facts from the film Bikes vs Cars

Nobody hits the hitters.

Over the next week, it just got worse.  Two or three times a day I’d be deep in thought, trying to focus on this tangled plotting that I needed to resolve, and some woman would tap me on the shoulder to offer me a cup of coffee.  I couldn’t concentrate, because sometimes they were very insistent: “You sure you don’t want a coffee, sweetie?” they’d ask, sometimes lurking over me after I’d refused them, just in case I changed my mind.  Sometimes they just bought the coffee for me anyway, without even asking me ...

Ferrett Steinmetz: Can I Buy You A Coffee?

Alles Lüge.

[data Int#] like everything else in GHC.Prim is really a lie.

Michael Snoyman: Primitive Haskell

Welkom thuis!

Jemanden (wieder) in der Nähe zu haben ist ein äußerst relatives Gefühl.