Ich hab den Käfig abgebrannt
Januar 2022 Archiv
Eins, zwei und weg.
Updateritis.
Is there a diagnosis for compulsive update checking?
Penguindroid.
But is Android not already Linux on mobile?
We could answer this question. However, it would not be printable on the public Interwebs, so you won’t find the answer in this post.
Avokoalado.
Might be harder to tell based purely on colour & smell... for avocados we'd need some sort of a squeeze-o-meter. Like, maybe... AVOKOALADO! A koala who gently hugs your avocado, and when it's perfectly ripe they sing a little avocado song and wiggle their ears. Yeah. That'd work.
Bananalarma.
OK, so here's an idea: BANANALARMA. A plastic llama about 15cm high, with a camera, chemical sensor, &c built in. You put it next to your fruit bowl where your bananas are ripening. When it detects one perfectly ripe banana, it sounds an alarm, et voila! No more overripe bananas!