One whole MB of fun to read.

There is only one honest measure of web performance: the time from when you click a link to when you've finished skipping the last ad.

Everything else is bullshit.

Maciej Cegłowski: The Website Obesity Crisis

I checked you.

It takes two, it's up to me and you, to prove it,
On the rainy nights, even the coldest days,

Gossip: Heavy Cross

Scathing.

Ob du gegen etwas bist,
oder es verteidigst,
alles scheiß egal,
sie sind zutiefst beleidigt

Dirty Dabbes: Zutiefst Beleidigt

Extra legal.

Could everyone doing business in the EU please stop saying "GDPR compliant"? Not breaking the law is not a bonus feature.

Smartprone.

I’m not the first person to notice that in cyber-security, feminism is a secret super-power. Checking every app, data-set and shiny new use-case for how men will use it to endanger women and girls is a great way to expose novel flaws and vulnerabilities the designers almost certainly missed. So, while looking at our relationship with our phones through a feminist lens may be disconcerting, it’s incredibly useful, and in a deliciously counter-intuitive way.

Maria Farrel: This is your phone on feminism (2019-09-13)