There was no morning paper on the kitchen table. The butter was frozen. There was no cheese slicer in the drawer of kitchen utensils.
Stieg Larsson: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Kaasschaaf.
SnapFap.
Who knows, maybe some woman is reading this in the future and wondering, Ummm. . . well at least dudes weren’t teleporting dicks to your house on a regular basis! This sounds great.
Aziz Ansari: Modern Romance
SchwiegerfreundIn.
Wir brauchen noch viel mehr Worte und Wörter.
IRL.
Sorry my dear fellow cyb(l)o(r)g, I was too busy congratulating your real world parts, so here are some time travelling wishes!
Gezondheidsonderzoek.
A casual partner is someone with whom you did not have a steady relationship, or with whom the relationship was over within 3 months.