The easy thing is not to have a common language but to have a fair and intuitive way to pick one of them.
Crap.
Crappy bicycles are like windows crappy computers: People have an incredibly high tolerance for suffering.
Two kinds of proof.
Conference:
Simple induction on 
.
Journal:
By induction on .
... [a whole page] ...
QED.
Het leven is (g)een boterham.
If you try to be an icon,
then the icon becomes you.
If you try to be a model,
it'll catwalk over you.
If you try to walk in straight shoes,
then these shoes will bend you too.
If you try to be a kid again,
the kid will kidnap you.
Stop, please.
How do you tell a friend to stop using a word like that?