We played with life and lost.
Not really with love, though.
I know who likes that song.
Guy 1: (starts singing) You don’t want no gherkins (snaps fingers) – ohhh yeahhh…
Public knowledge.
Is it wrong to like people who read your stuff on the internet?
Wise Winkewinke.
My tears are of nostalgia, but also and foremost of happiness and gratitude.
A.
Postquasimatrimonysorpresa.
It felt like the ideal marriage.
But I only realized that when it was over.