Only quoted.

Beware of bugs in the above code;
I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

Donald Knuth, in a letter to Peter van Emde Boas

Realaw.

Ich weiß nicht was schwieriger ist: wenn die Realität sich nicht ans Gesetz hält, oder wenn das Gesetz sich nicht an die Realität hält.

Hyperlaw.

Creating PDFs without clickable links and references should be illegal.

Peta reduce.

1990 - A committee formed by Simon Peyton-Jones, Paul Hudak, Philip Wadler, Ashton Kutcher, and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals creates Haskell, a pure, non-strict, functional language. Haskell gets some resistance due to the complexity of using monads to control side effects. Wadler tries to appease critics by explaining that "a monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the problem?"

One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages

Big denier.

Gaslighter, denier
Doin' anything to get your ass farther
Gaslighter, big timer
Repeating all of the mistakes of your father

The Chicks: Gaslighter