No wifi, no reason to baptise your flat.
Schlagwort: Technik
Teamviewer.
Which programs would you use to check whether someone else is still alive?
Schmerzensgeld.
Was man als Endnutzer dann an die Bank schickt nennt sich eine “Payment Initiation”, abgekürzt “pain”. Das sagen die tatsächlich ohne mit der Wimper zu zucken.
Hairy Dust.
Neue Definition von Langeweile: Den Dreck unter der Laptop-Tastatur wegräumen.
Sysadmin Oath.
I am hired because I know what I am doing, not because I will do whatever I am told is a good idea. This might cost me bonuses, raises, promotions, and may even label me as "undesirable" by places I don't want to work at anyway, but I don't care. I will not compromise my own principles and judgement without putting up a fight. Of course, I won't always win, and I will sometimes be forced to do things I don't agree with, but if I am my objections will be known, and if I am shown to be right and problems later develop, I will shout "I told you so!" repeatedly, laugh hysterically, and do a small dance or jig as appropriate to my heritage.